mary typo “When 500 years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hmm” — Yoda Shark

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Things that mobile ads shouldn’t be allowed to do: - Drag you to the App Store - Put fake ‘X’s in the corner to bait you into tapping the ad - Go longer longer than 10 seconds without an option to skip - Force you to trial the game even after you’ve skipped the ad

Funny story. My dad had a stroke and the fire department/ambulance sent him a bill for $5k after 30 years of paying for those exact services via property taxes. So what exactly are we paying for?

Am I the only person who has no idea why Bad Bunny is so popular, and does not even know a single song that he sings?🤷🏻‍♀️😬

Hi. Just so you know, I grew up in a “black community,” have family in a very poor “black community,” and I’ve been black for almost 50 years. Where, exactly, are these “black communities” where “statistically,” these black folks in 2026 can’t get IDs? Can you point out the

Haters will say this is ai

I love how the rainbow brigade is trying to Community-Note her opinion 😂 I’d ask why they’re so desperate, but we already know.

If it comes to your attention that a post you ‘liked’ gets Community-Noted, do you go and remove your ‘like’ on principle or is that just me?

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There’s a decent chance the ‘refugee’ will viciously attack them, as well. At least you’re allowed to rehome the barn cat.

TBF Finneas probably wrote that for her to say

I have never been less shocked in my entire life

Amnesty International USA

Oh Sandra.

"I am moral because I respect humanity" this you?

Lap cats

Um chill TD Bank??? It's only February 6????

City of Minneapolis

Partially true, missing something. If you’re married, you can both wash all of your clothes and… tend to other things… while they wash.