Nigga just threw a turkey provologne on white bread wit extra mayo

Demarcus Lawrence said he can’t win a bowl in Dallas and won his first year in seattle

When I’m going somewhere with my homie’s girlfriend without my homie

Please marry a woman who respects you, especially when she’s angry.

I love quality time idc what we do

Maturing is realizing men do communicate bitches just don’t like what we say

More of this & less of balloon popping shows

Yea nvm suspend this nigga indefinitely

“I can see a bright light, but I live with the sun.” TALK TO THESE NIGGAS!

Flexing your acrobatic in ring skills and high school football stats to a man that won 7 super bowls is fucking hysterical, I’m sorry.

Right message. Right messenger.

Her: if you won’t treat me right another man will Me:

When I get to work and realized I left my AirPods at the cribbbb

On a serious note, any women with this attitude on the happiest day of your life need to be kicked to the curb

Damn shame what injuries did to him

flowers die, give her a baby instead

Let me get my mind back right

No lie I been happy I don’t even have bad days anymore 😌

Yams/MacNCheese/Collard green egg rolls