Tucker Carlson Originals Fox Nation Freedom is speech is still intact, and you can say whatever dumbass shit you want. No one is being arrested for saying shit. You want freedom from consequence, which isn't a thing ever promised by the constitution. I've been doing comedy for years, the trick is to not be a POS.

In a move surprising no one. The TSA precheck and clear security lines have slowed down the speed of this airport.

Im annoyed I saw this trailer. I will never see this.

What’s my goal with tattoos? I wanna look somewhere between dangerous biker and chef owner of the hot new restaurant in town.

I don’t want to brag, but I’m pretty sure I’m better at baseball than Michael Jordan today.

Hey .P!nk it’s a goddamned Friday afternoon I didn’t ask for all this emotional trauma. *buys concert tickets*

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.Cleveland Guardians I think you should rerelease the .Jason Kipnis ‘s Dirtbag Jersey.

When Jesus said “Peter you are the rock on which I build my church” he was making an erection joke

Oh son of a bitch a drag race marketing gimmick has worked on me. The only queens I can name from recent seasons are the straight guy and the tiktok twins.

Idk why but I looked for the wnba tv schedule for the upcoming season y’all BG *MIGHT* have one televised game this season. Like shit who does the promotions for this league if you can’t get a political prisoner’s return season coverage on ESPN 2? Why even keep the league?

Things my older customers have raged about today: - hiring social workers and mediators instead of cops (which my city isn’t doing) - the bike lane the city is putting in front of the bar. “Where are we supposed to parkl?”

Cocaine Bear? No, no thanks I don’t like going to circuit parties.

Jesus fucking Christ, there’s people out there making money on the very real possibility of molesting children.

I got on twitter for two minutes and immediately learned about ‘landlord tiktok’ and ‘ministry molestation insurance’.

You ever think Cocaine Bear is just really resentful of his more successful older brother Smokey?

Guys will keep a pair of underwear in the rotation like they’re an old family heirloom like “that’s my daddies old huntin underwear”

Rap at karaoke is always a crap shoot. Like are they gonna … oh no yeah they’re gonna say it. Full chest.