Witnessing a Londoner stunned at the price of a can of pink gin in Aldi (85p if you were wondering) has been a highlight today. And yes, of course I picked up 4 for myself...

Colin's favourite season #thebigknit innocent drinks Age UK

I may or may not have eaten 2ft of Subway today.

"You are a good egg putting people onto good sausages. I wouldn't have done it." #wordsofrobphillips #qualitybutcherrecommendations

Decent trot to see the last of the snowdrops today.

Successfully made myself my first Aeropress coffee despite the contraption being in the house for over a year. Goddam.

Daffs for days...

Thought someone had stolen my delivery of 5 dozen oatcakes. Delivery driver left them in the wrong 'safe' place. Panic over.

'A bathing suit? That's basically a dress with the legs cut off.' #wordsofrobphillips

Finally reunited with the Wendy's UK Baconator after 7 years. It did not disappoint.

Still unsure how and why I've become exposed to Euro Truck Simulator.

Barbecue Showdown season 2 is here. This is not a drill.

Fridged after sun and face masks are just perfection in this weather.

Royal Bloody love Glastonbury Festival weekend.

Sunday cans it is... #glastonbury2023

Today I learned you can still get sun burnt in thick cloud...

Doing Bank hol birthdays right #nottinghampubcrawl vm.tiktok.com/ZGJGHu5wU/

The River Leen never ceases to amaze; this morning I saw a squirrel licking a Squares wrapper.