is there a future in this world for someone who likes Test cricket, the centre bounce and day grand finals?

Time to scrap the coin toss. Touring side should choose to bat/bowl mitigating excessive home dominance. No doubt cricket will benefit if the home side are forced to put up with the worst of conditions, naturally producing better, more even cricket wickets. #INDvsAUS

Guernsey clash!? Bloody hard to watch. #AFLGiantsCrows

There is not a single way you can convince me Mcadam’s bump is worse than Pickett’s AFL

The deliberate face plant resulting in a dangerous tackle free kick will be the next ducking the head/dropping the shoulders issue. #AFL

Doppelgänger? #aflcrowslions

I do not understand the obsession with the short stuff? What’s wrong with the top of off? #Ashes

Little to no respect for people who get ice cream in a cup, pretty pathetic. Get a waffle cone or shut up.

Have fun telling blokes apart next year. Tom Doedee #suitcase

I can’t recall as anticlimactic build up to the start of an Australian summer as this. It’s December 13 and no one is even caring about test cricket yet!? #AUSvsPAK

He bowls 145 with a technically immaculate action and very, very rarely sprays it. Why on earth are we calling him the wild thing!? #AUSvsWI #thewildthing #thesharpthing

The fast food breakfast market is poor.

Are we supposed to just accept that when I burn my potatoes at home the inside (a solid) just evaporates?

First time in 30+ years Adelaide Crows haven’t started the season top of the ladder. Will be interesting to see how they handle it after a formidable history of preseason form to consistently start the year with such dominance.

I’ve never felt imposter syndrome like wheeling golf clubs in a crisp srixon travel bag through an airport. Just to go hit 120 before 25 schooners at a wedding. #isuck

BT, JB and Richo - an all time call team should you choose to tune in on mute. #AFLDOGSDONS

It doesn’t make much sense that if the ball doesn’t travel 15m it can’t be a mark but it can be Out On The Full. #AFL

Does Rankine have Tourette’s? #Rankine

Unpopular opinion: don’t mind the free kicks. Just don’t be a cheap little prick? #AFLCatsLions

Misses just hit play on a PG Rom Com called Champagne Problems… Ffs the poms are ruining my summer… #TheAshes