please wear cologne that matches your face, got me turning around to nonsense!!!

balding but not ready for a serious relationship is wild

take the tylenol

how do people even become workaholics i love doing the bare minimum and leaving early

Falling out of love is one thing but slowly realizing your friend isn't a good person/not in alignment with you and needs to be let go is a pain that isn't talked about enough

I never wanna hear a firework again are you fucking kidding me

who tf forgets to text someone they're genuinely interested in??????? no one.

one thing bout my room .. you gone freeze in this mf

no dating apps, no talking stages, sun setting at 7pm and walked out side today without needing a jacket

I worked in homeless shelters. None of the older folks thought they’d end up living there when they were young. In 1996 the dude you see pushing a cart down the street was driving a truck and making hella money. In 1989 the lady passed out on the bench under a garbage bag was

When the day comes that I die and I am buried, I hope a litter of baby foxes are joyfully playing over my grave.

WHEN ITS A FREE TRIAL FOR A PRODUCT, LET IT ACTUALLY BE A FREE TRIAL. DONT FORCE ME TO ENTER MY CREDIT CARD INFO SO YOU HOPE I FORGET AND TAKE MY MONEY.

she’s pro palestine, anti israel, wants the north to rejoin ireland, pro lgbt, pro abortion and skeptic of us intervention. i’m actually so jealous