Still think the chocolate pudding could do with a touch of garlic...

Sometimes you just have to think yourself into happiness.

I will always cherish my initial misconceptions about you.

I love you because I fuck up a lot

You're cute. Let me mute you.

Your gf will purposely mispronounce your ex name.. do not correct her!!! 🥴😆 #valentinetip

Sometimes only traveling can fix it.

Sometimes even traveling won't fix it.

Not that complicated, just sober.

Hold my hand and let's be alive for a moment.

Caught between reaching out or holding back?

Can a happy place have a human form?

Forever with you was kinda cute.

Not having you here makes me do stupid things

Is hopeful and naive the same thing?

Trump might crash markets & raise inflation with tariffs — not by accident, but by design. Why? To pressure the Fed into cutting rates. Sounds wild? Let’s break it down. #Econ #Trump #FederalReserve