Some (misleading) terms I don’t like in modern physics: Running of the coupling constant: could have been something like “scale-dependent coupling” Renormalization “group”: could have been something like “Renormalization flow” On shell/off shell: could have been something

Anything by Alanis Morissette.

Personally I have to say I’m not a fan of metaphysics about God. Arguments for God are very intellectually stimulating, but religious metaphysics almost always lead to fanaticism grounded in dogmatism or pure speculation. 1/2

I really don't think it should be legal for government accounts to blatantly lie on social media like this.

60% of the time, it works every time.

Only time she’s ever been first at anything

i want YOU 🫵🏻 to say full, actual, uncensored words like “kill” and “rape” and “suicide” and “genocide” rather than using insipid euphemisms and puns like “graped” or “unalived”

all i’m saying is this is a really weird time in history to be a person who’s never been impressed by wealth or found rich people aspirational. watching people bootlicking bad men just because they’re rich gives me so much second hand embarrassment istg it makes no sense to me

You heard it first here, folks! Humans are plants, apparently.

The lack of compelling evidence.

hey all my dudes who look up to guys like andrew tate, i wanna show you what a real man looks like

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 3:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

What the fuck did I just watch?

Years ago when my wife and I we were planning to buy a home, my dad stunned me with a quick mental calculation of loan payments. I asked him how -he said he'd learned the strange formula for compound interest from his father, who was a merchant born in 19th century Iran 1/4

Tater tots, sweet potato fries, fried pickles, jalepeño poppers, mozzarella sticks, et cetera. Oh, and a cold beer.

If you use the term “democratic socialism” I immediately stop taking you very seriously. Democracy is built into the concept of socialism. Saying “democratic socialism” is like saying “animal dog” or “cyclonic tornado”.

An idea directly motivated by multiple models in cosmology is “one of the dumbest ideas” but an all-powerful, immortal wizard creating the Universe is totally reasonable. 🙄🙄

This is very misleading! The time it takes for correlations to become relevant depends on the energy gap (i.e. the interaction strength) For atoms you can estimate this as t ~ hbar/ΔE and using ΔE ~ few eV, you get t ~ 10^2 attoseconds It's not really deeper than that

Crackin' this juicy beotch open this afternoon.