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The best part of making a sandwich is the gentle pat that you give the top slice of bread just so it knows it's good and tasty and full of love. You can rest now, you've done your bit, you've done it so well. Lovely, lovely, sandwich. Pat pat.

AAAA It's the Aussie sports team from series 1!!! Taskmaster

I don't know if this is deliberate or not but I will say, you do not know true fear until you have had fuckin' Fruit Towers Ltd wink at you in the dark at 2 in the morning. I damn near fell under a bus, why is it alive

2nd place ain't so bad... in fact, a valiant effort!! 😄 Making it up onto the stage was certainly a special feat, Thank you to all the little Alex Hornes and little little Alex Hornes who make it possible - Good choices all round!!! Taskmaster Live Experience @Taskmaster Alex Horne

Also looks pretty in pink!! Crossing my fingers for that lottery to get these out again... Alex Horne Taskmaster Taskmaster Live Experience

Isn't that an Tom Ska sketch?

Watch this space! 🍂🐸

One t or two t matthew/Mathew's but it's entirely based on how many cups of tea they have a day, allowing for the possibility of having maybe a 5 or 6 t mattttthew

He's so baby 🥰😖🤭❤🤩🥰❤

FRIDAY is an acronym for Frequent Riders (Including Daytrips) All Year - That's the name of his railcard, he clearly took the train.

So when I do it it's of 'serious concern' and 'time for an intervention' but when they do it, it's I'm a Celeb returning Sunday 17th of November, ITV1 /j

I wonder if there's any people who don't know Nye is short for Aneurin? Bevan and just think Michael Sheen is putting on the weirdest, wildest, most factually inaccurate possible biopic of Bill Nye the Science Guy?? Maybe I'm wrong too. Who knows!

Hey!!! Hello?? That's too much vitamin D3!!! That's too - Oh my God they have airpods in, they can't hear us!!! That's too -

Way to be three, me. #MyXAnniversary

I want this to be real so bad!!! 🥲🥲🤞 Amazing as always 👏

WE GOT TICKETS!!!! YESSSS!!!!