Crips on the side of a sambo make all the difference

So I was checking my banking and I noticed two strange transactions, straight on the boi helpline I was telling them I’ve been a victim of fraud by some “John David S” and that I want it rectified immediately, the guy turns around to tell me that’s JD sports hahaha mortifying

I am becoming obsessed with constantly improving myself, my life and my opportunities and I absolutely love it

Why is it whenever I send an email I feel so accomplished

sis is tired of lockdown. sis wants a cocktail. sis wants a holiday. sis wants a cuddle. sis is me, i am sis.

All this violence making me feel very uneasy

The 9 year old I mind asked me why do I always have to go to the bathroom that it interrupts our games, hun I drink 3+ litres of water everyday allow me

My housemate listens to proper heavy drill music 24/7, he’s after having his girlfriend over this evening and she’s just left and all I can hear is Adele blaring from the room, the boy is clearly in his feels rn.. bless um

True colors always reveal over time

No fr this is me! I literally cannot past a child on the street without deeping there entire existence,I’ll be thinking of all kinds of child behavioural theories tryna relate them to the their environment and learned associations, before I realise I’m staring and need to chill

I just wanna make enough money so that life isn’t about money

can we normalise feeling the rain on ur skin AND normalise that no one else can feel it for you AND that only YOU can let it in

I’m off to the zoo today and I’m so exited

Ohhh Faye hunny, I am cringing so hard right now, not a good look 😬😬 #LoveIsland

Faye you’re gonna have the maddest sore throat when you wake up and I hope they don’t give you no lemsip either #LoveIsland