Wayne Rooney Tom Brady - Can we have a RT for the incredible #kevinsinfield who has completed his #7in7in7 challenge for #MND/#ALS charities? Inspired by his mate Rob Burrow CBE

Anyone who has worked in a private school would not bat an eyelid if these kids appeared on the register. (I have actually taught a girl called Apricot-Marie, which sounds like a dessert but no it's just posh apparently. Also pronounced "Aah-PREE-coh", of course.) #teaching

Right lovely people! It's that time again, the time for the #BigCommunityLoveIn. It truly is one of the highlights of my twitter week, and with the amount of wankers on here it really is good to remind ourselves of our community and keep looking out for each other. #BCLI 1

Got on the train home at Waterloo. It was heaving, as expected. Man had his bag on the seat, so I asked if I could sit down. Told me to ‘fuck off’, so I did the opposite of what I would normally do. I sat on his bag. He moved it. Having a lovely journey 😆

If there was a Venn diagram of "people who don't like Rosie Jones because she's not funny and it's totally not because of her disability" and "people who think Mrs Brown's Boys is the height of comedy genius", it would probably be a circle.😬 (I personally think she's excellent.)

Ok, I've just found my new Wildshape and now am arguing with the DM that I should just be allowed to do this. Pick up the baddie, bite, run up a tree with them. He disagrees. #DnD

My woman in a leather jacket has a cat. I struggled to get AI to apply cat. There are many hilarious attempts.

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A cunning stunt indeed 🤣 Well done students.

Working class? Farage- Dulwich College Habib- Rugby Oakeshott- Gordonstoun Tice- Uppingham The posh milionaires' party and God help us, some skint mugs fall for the insular, xenophobic rhetoric.

I can't believe this is actually from the Conservative account. Is it a parody and I'm just missing the humour? Surely this can't be real?

Ok, I am not ok. I am rethinking all of this and no, not ok. I thought it was about a bunch of little piggies going shopping, having a meal, staying home because they didn't feel like shopping, and running home because why not?

OBVIOUSLY the fight on the cliffs with Inigo, but even without fighting this was epic.

Manage expectations.