Me right now

YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍

That's not a beluga whale, that's a human in a beuga whale costume.

The fact I know exactly what this is referring to despite only watching the video once, is crazy.

This is why I could never quit Twitter.

I had to see this batshit crazy ad, so now everyone else needs to.

Sounds like the craziest Celebrity Big Brother series yet #CBBUK

Off work until the 28th, so now it's officially WrestleMania weekend for me! Bring on the copious amounts of wrestling!

I OBJECT! #MurderTrailTonight3

So today I had some really tasty Turkish food and then falsely accused someone of murder. Overall all a great night.

Adam Cole teasing retirement and Seth Rollins does his knee in, all in the same night.

Completed my first run of The Alters | OUT NOW 🐑 and I can say it's my game of the year so far. I think it would make a great TV series (I would totally write it). Would highly recommend playing it. #TheAlters

Me too tiger, me too.

Cancelling Dexter: Original Sins has me very disappointed. The cast was perfect and I'm sure there was so much more story to tell.

Here for Penn & Teller’s 50th Anniversary and get serenaded into the theatre. Also, how many Jelly beans in the jar? Let me know what to guess.

Finally got to see & meet the true legends of the magic world.

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

To put this in wrestling terms to understand just how long it’s taken. You could fit WCW’s rise and fall in the gap between GTA V’s release to GTA VI.

It’s tyrannosaurus, I thought everyone knew this.