6 digit got struck by the jewish space laser

fucking cancer tapping flow aim is the hardest skillset in the game

Osu players in 2025 be like, ‘Yo, is my Jewish Cheeseboard 9000he Rapid nga running peak neuro-sync settings or do I need to realign my chakras?’ Meanwhile, I’m booting up under Cancer Grenade — an ancient Twitter legend, a relic from a different meta, praying my hands work

Back in my prime, I was fueled by smuggled Jewish speed potions brewed in Stodgy’s underground lab — a place so cursed it probably violated three international laws and a dozen unwritten gamer codes. Stodgy wasn’t just a plug, he was a rhythm sorcerer, a mad scientist

like Heisenberg with a gaming headset. Now? I’m just a ghost haunting leaderboards, coasting on muscle memory, expired clout, and the tears of my former hype. Damn, those were the days, man.

best thing you can do as a mapper is to edit a half second delay to your mp3 at the start so people wont have that retarded lag spike in the beginning

tapping derusted after literally 2 years

got my girl into nier and yakuza and she wants to duo cosplay 2b & 9s am i winning????

Demetori - Kuuchuu ni Shizumu Kishinjou ~ Counter-Clock World 2nd demetori map done go play this bop. maybe i'll get a lunatic gd too (hs prob sounds like indian street food lol) osu.ppy.sh/beatmapsets/24…

NAH BRO I HAVE AIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

bonus autistic down syndrome crashout

i like giving feedback to other ppl's maps but i have 0 clue on how to mod

my big fat monkey ass is getting banned for using gamma on ar10.3

being employed is the best thing ever if your colleagues are super chill

tried cooking a middle-eastern dish called sayadieh and i even made my own yellow rice. this is probably my favorite dish to cook by far

getting a gd ranked is way harder than ranking your own map if you havent been socially networking

New upcoming OWC2025 Grand finals custom DeviousPanda x Camo x ktgster collab has been reportedly leaked 👀👇

need a kiwami 3 version of this edit when it comes out