Jajajajajajaa.

Good job, Governor 👏

real as fuck

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." ― George Orwell, 1984

He was a “system” coach.

Knowing Nicki's husband, this collab makes a lot of sense

I wish Republicans were pro-life outside of the womb.

It’s amazing to me that Musk had the sheer gall to tweet that the ‘bomb’ was that Trump is in the Epstein files knowing full well… that he was in there too. These people are astonishing. No shame. Just zero shame or self-awareness.

but he’s not taking a salary.

Dude. You were sending emails to a KNOWN and CONVICTED pedophile on Christmas morning trying to schedule a time to hang out on his sex island filled with minors. And even now you maintain a relationship with Trump KNOWING he is featured heavily in these files. You’re not being

Trump : "Jeffery look at these beautiful 16 year old girls" Epstein : "Nah look at those 12 years old girls"

FLASHBACK Lindsey Graham on Trump: “He’s a race-baiting, xenophobic religious bigot. He doesn’t represent my party, he doesn’t represent the values that our men and women in uniform are fighting for.” (December 2015)

Donald Trump is a racist.

I actually wore that flag in combat (unlike you). F*ck ICE. F*ck Trump. And he has the right to say whatever the F*CK he wants. Cause this is America

Can Trump’s DOJ talk about Epstein now?

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see. His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert. Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH. AS GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY BANNING “KID ROCK” FROM CALIFORNIA. HIS SHIRTLESS VIDEO WITH “SECRETARY BRAINWORM” WAS INAPPROPRIATE, CREEPY, AND VERY LOW ENERGY. NOT WHAT YOU WANT AROUND OUR CHILDREN! ALSO, SOME OF THE WEAKEST

Vote in a circus, get a whole bunch of clowns.

Vance deleted this in 2018 but screenshots are forever

I hate first-round projected QBs who refuse to throw in the combine but do all the other physical metric drills. Tell your agent to STFU. You’re a QB. You throw footballs.