Inspired by Austin Butler’s dramatic reading of another song, please enjoy our not-so-serious reading of “August (The Road So Far Tour Version)”. 😉

MY MANNNN AAAAA HES SO FINE FUCK FUCK FUCK I CAME SO HARD WHEN I SAW HIM I HAD ANEURYSM AND I STARTED CONVULSING ON THE FLOOR THATS FILLED WITH MY SLICK PLS DADDY ALPHA GIMMIE THAT SWEET SWEET DICK OF YOURS GODDDDD I NEED HIMMMMMMM

MY KNEES ARE SO WEAK AND MY PUSSY IS ON FIRE YET SO WET AT THE SAME TIME HOW DO MANAGE TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE THIS MR COLLINS

RUN ME WITH A CAR OR SOMETHING ANYTHING MR COLLINS I NEED YOUR TOUCH YOUR OLD MAN HANDS I NEED THEM BUT IF U DINT WANNA GIVE THISE TO ME YOUR FUCKASS RED TRUCK WILL DO BUT PLS I NEED U TO TOUCH ME FUCK IM LOSING MY MIND

BABY IM YOURS LETS BREAK THE AND TWIST THE SHEETS PLS IM WAITING FOR U WITH OPEN LEGS AND THE WISH TO PLEASE U

i’m so sorry y’all for spamming but this old man got me by surprise like why is he’s so fineeeeee AND WHY CANT I HAVE HIM ?????

please mr collins take me , take me wholly and completely please i need u so bad i need to feel u inside of me , i need to feel those big old man hands around my throat while u fuck me into the mattress

worst part of spn is that these two siblings never got to interact with eachother 🥀

i am sick

be a jensen stan, we eat every day

FUCKING HELL #countdown

Purgatory #destiel but with kisses and hugs this time because we DESERVED IT💙💚

still getting new pictures of dean & sam winchester in 2025 is such a blessing

these two videos are sisters to me

this is how jensen twerks

this is how jensen felt when he was at conventions and had to pretend to hate destiel but then go on set film the gayest bloopers known to man

this fanart changed my brain chemistry