How many plays in a row of Britney’s Overprotected do you think it will take for the neighbors to complain

Liking cute stuff is a curse because you always wanna buy more cute stuff

Ten segments in an orange, only so many ways that you can pull apart someone open.spotify.com/track/1dHDITnf…

I will chop I will sauté I will poach I will zest but I will NOT remember to marinade for 2-3 hours in advance

He’s just like me fr

Unironically Higher by Creed is a really great song

You’re telling me that is Rose Byrne’s real accent in Platonic?

Shout out to all the passenger princesses whose right side is their good side 😔

Bucks season opener on HBO, sponsored by Skims

Watching Dame hit his free throws like 🥲🥲🥲🥲

Watched The Lost Boys for the first time and it’s the best movie I’ve ever seen

LFG

Back on my Bob Seger bullshit

i’m slowly noticing the sun setting later and later

3 day weekends hit every level of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs

The devil works hard but dressing room down-lighting works harder

I love visiting big cities because they all inevitably smell like Santal 33