would happily pay triple the usual delivery fee any company charges if it meant that anyone BUT Evri would be delivering my parcel

just saw a woman go for a nature wee under the tree at the bottom of next door’s garden as I was brushing my teeth before bed so I think it’s safe to say her and I are having very different Friday nights

the government is an absolute shit show at this point but at least in future no one will be able to complain about anything Labour do because it couldn’t possibly be worse than the culmination of horrors from the last 2 years

living on the earth has been fun for a while but there are wild fires happening in London so I think we need to find a new planet now

so very many things I could say about this but “I’m too old to care about the planet” is particularly jarring and tells you everything you need to know about the people choosing the next leader of this poor excuse for a country. Happy Tuesday 👍🏼

spent the last couple of years thinking things couldn’t possibly get any worse and they always do, so this time I’m confident the Tories WILL make things even worse than they currently are 🙂

I would LOVE to know how many of the 81,326 people who voted for Liz Truss are proud of how they voted, show of hands?

We've done our own mini-budget (check out kamikwasi.tax)

imagine being deluded enough as a Tory MP to want to put your name forward for PM, how broken does your brain have to be to think that’d be a strong career move

the Tories are making it harder for young people to vote? shocking

taking off a sports bra when you’re a sweaty mess is an entirely separate and additional workout and I will not be told otherwise

my dad: who even is Ryan Reynolds? What’s he been in? me: have you heard of deadpool? dad: I’ve seen deadpool me: Ryan Reynolds IS deadpool 🤦🏻‍♀️

never realised how noisy plants are until I decided to share my home office with 12 of them and now I’m startled every so often by their leaves moving and crunching

not even thirty years old yet and today I was called madam by a man at least 10 years my junior, a truly humbling moment

A boatload of refugees drown and the media hardly notices. A few rich people imperil their own lives unnecessarily and the world spends a fortune trying to save them and the media goes wild about the story. It's not hard to notice bias, is it? #Valuealllifeequally

living in the middle of the countryside is lovely until the point in the summer when farmers decide to spread shite all over their fields and the entire village stinks for a week 💩

why aren’t his sons wishing them luck too? the misogyny is strong in this one

pitch black at 5:30? buzzing for this year’s edition of seasonal affective disorder 🥴

can’t understand why we’re a nation so obsessed with fireworks when they reduce our beloved pets to quivering wrecks

absolutely fizzing with excitement at the thought of them being decimated tomorrow 🤞🏼