|| I miss my Duela Dent account 😥

“Wanna try it on? I mean it might be a hard fit but it might go on nicely.”

//We have already @Ideal_Hope as the first Superman. We need atleast two more. 🔁 to spread the word.

"Sorry, I don't like cats."

"I eat cats."

"Have you ever ate a cat? I mean, with salt and all that goodness?"

"Do you taste the same? I mean, If I put some salt on you." He takes out a salt shaker from his jacket.

The Joker tosses on his Christmas hat and puts his candy cane themed crowbar in his red coat. It was time to break into houses and steal some trees. Wait . . . This sounds rather familiar.

Joker wandered the sidewalk, dragging three stolen Christmas trees behind him with the lights and balls still on them. He was humming some Christmas songs as he did so.

“My kink is Batman hanging from a noose.”

"How about we relax and have some nice yummy Turkey?"

"Psshhh, no. It's Christmas after all! I need to spend it with my favourite Bat!"

He would approach . let out a small laugh which echoed through the dark alleyway. He came out of the darkness, his face looking like it was ready to peel off at any moment. “Why hello there.”

He watched this on the tv. If he could, he’d be frowning right now. This was very disappointing news. “Bruce Wayne? I might have a present for you around here.”

“Batman will die, simple as that. Screw his little public announcement.”

“The big Crocodile might be rather useful to me in my plan.”

“New Year, More chaos to cause.”

“Yeah, I think I do have just one. Find more heads to crack.”

|| Sorry for not being active as much. I’ve been busy.

“I’m getting sick and tired of all these so called heroes.”