hop up out the bed!! turn my swag on!! (be avoidant) take a look in tha mirror say whats up whats up whats up!!!

I just gave Punch an assault rifle

Who up mad about something they can’t talk about

My wife is sobbing on the couch because the Japanese monkey got beat up again

being born a crash out is seriously a curse bro. its like a humiliation ritual every single time

asking an 8 ball when does it get better

last stage of grief is not tweeting about it anymore

i think if i smash my head enough times on the wall i will eventually reset my brain into a more mentally stable state

how it feels to vent tweet back to back to back

thinking about how awesome it would be to have a super sexy beautiful girlfriend oh my gooodddd you men are pathetic

guys I swear i'll go back to being funny and cool soon im just venting so i dont explode into 1 billion pieces and die permanently forever

bones being saved for me by a friend ohhhhh people like me