How do children have SO MANY WORDS TO SAY?!

Co-parenting levels: - Friendly - Civil - Not Civil - Unhelpful - Toxic - Giving the 3 year old f**cking sweets at 8:30pm and then waving good-bye. #letmesleep

If you’re a parent you know the noise, the noise that makes you wince and then slump your shoulders… The sound of a toy box being emptied onto the floor 😫😫

Have this irrational fear of being on the bus and music is actually playing out my phone and not my headphones and everyone thinking I’m a 14 year old Chav listening to 00s Indie music.

Hiding in the bathroom with the hope that I might manage 5 minutes child free this weekend 😴

Used to eat a tuna sarnie and picked onion Monster Munch EVERYDAY on the tube. I’m definitely someone’s post on Reddit somewhere.

5 yo: I need a snack Me: Dinners ready in 5 and you had a yoghurt 10 mins ago 5 yo: *livid* If you don’t eat foR FOUR WEEKS THEN YOU DIE! Parenting; the rewarding job.

Anyone else been totally brain dead since #BST?

Who remembers Big W? Possibly the best shop ever. #nostalgia

Tickets for Busted secured. This is the second best day of 2023. The first will be 9th September 2023 😍😍😍

The sun just makes everything seem, better. Doesn’t it?

Teddy: Alexa, play the worst song in the world Alexa: Shuffling Lanas 2021 Year In Review Cheers Alexa

Why do ALL pre-packed sandwiches, wraps, salads and pastas contain peppers?! Not cool for ya girl who can’t eat them ✌️

Hearing Charlie Simpson voice kick in though 😍 Version 1.0 takes me RIGHT back to being 13 and it’s all the feels. Busted

I took a solo walk today, through some quiet fields. I let 3 people know where I was, I had my music at a level where I could hear my surroundings, I regularly looked behind me. It was daytime. It was sunny. I still felt vulnerable. This is what it is to be a woman.

Suns out and I’ve HOOVERED my car. Good weather literally just unlocks productivity, that and I’ve got an MOT tomorrow.

Ah, the H of my ADHD ran out and now I’m sleepy and unfocused instead.

In the world of parenting today; my 4 year old has learned the phrase “Knob Jockey” and “what a total tosser”. I blame school run traffic.

“Mummy I found some blue tack under the table, look it’s all over my hands” “That’s chewing gum, go and wash your hands” *inwardly vomits*