Offended I didn’t get cows for Christmas.

Single life might be boring but its peaceful asf

i be like “i’m never drinking again” then drink again

Happy Valentine's Day 😘 Tell the one how you really feel with these Valentines cards 😂

You just had to be there

I dont need someone to sleep with i need someone to fall in love with.

If things could start going right today that would be great.

The double porterhouse gets the people going @bussinwtb (via ig:tomkoontz)

I don't know the secret to happiness but I tell you what, I've never been sad at a Mexican restaurant.

The only thing I’m fucking is retarded and the only thing fucking me is life

Relationships are like a truck. When you get a flat tire you don't go out and buy a new truck. You fix the dang tire.

You invite more miracles into your life by being grateful about everything.

The farmer pain scale

Wanna rent a cabin w the loml & get drunk in a hot tub

8 straightforward quotes on self-care: 1.

I felt this