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i can’t be the only one who reacts to their own jokes in text messages right!?

add this RIGHT AFTER you post an instagram story and scare that one person you knew 6 years ago who just so happened to check your story. then delete it after a few mins

imagine meeting the love of your life and finding out they microwave their pizza bagels

locksmiths have too much power

just desperately tried and miserably failed to make the dmv employee like me

last year got me addicted to my new favorite feelings. people underestimating the orlando magic.

imagine dying on your way to the final destination premiere

here’s something people aren’t ready to hear: there’s actually not a bunch of mission impossibles, it’s just one big one

you go ghoul!!

it’s sunday night and I’m crying at nyc marathon TikToks like it’s my job (I love my job)

people who vote for trump based on immigration should not be allowed to eat or order food that comes with seasoning other than salt and pepper

IF YOU'RE STILL DOOMSCROLLING, STAY ONLINE!!!

florida you absolute piece of shit.

To my Floridians and Texans:

how does someone look at ted cruz and think "YES!"??????????????

alright but let's see what linkedIn has to say about all this...

i knew i lived in a bubble but what the fuck

i have concepts of optimism

“happy friday!” he says, unconvincingly

dr pepper daughter or mr pibb son?