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Kathryn Witzel

@kwitzel

Mom, Wife, United Methodist, Incessant Reader. Learning how to do volunteer ministry.

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Serious question: how many eggs do you eat or use in a recipe in a week? We might have eggs once every other week or so.

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Listened to a podcast this week where a woman commented on King David’s “affair”. I am so sad that a woman with an international platform still views his actions as consensual. Ugh.

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Men tell women they should smile more and then when I woman’s smile is “too friendly” it’s proof that she’s too nice to do her job, smh.

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Here's a short working list of states in the United States of America Oklahoma would have lost in today, if not playing OKC: Thank you. That's the list.

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Had a dream last night that I was swimming with dolphins and they turned out to be sharks. Is this from watching Finding Nemo Jr. On stage? Or is something more sinister going on in my psyche?

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So we’re clear: The Supreme Court ended affirmative action yesterday by saying you CAN’T discriminate by helping a minority group, then turned around today and said you CAN discriminate by hurting them.

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“I went down to Captain Tony’s to get out of the heat. Then I heard a voice call out to me, "Son, come have a seat." I had to search my memory as I looked into those eyes. Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies. - Last Mango in Paris, Jimmy Buffett 💔

“I went down to Captain Tony’s to get out of the heat.
Then I heard a voice call out to me, "Son, come have a seat."
I had to search my memory as I looked into those eyes.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.

- Last Mango in Paris, Jimmy Buffett

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Imagine this. You wake up on a Saturday morning in the fall. It’s 53 degrees out and sunny. You turn on the TV to ESPN and College Gameday is on. You spend the next 12 hours watching college football. There are 6 top 25 match ups and 3 top 10 teams go down. All is well.

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FYI, when you see someone at church that you haven’t seen in awhile, acting shocked doesn’t make them feel great. Can we stop with that?