chronically online ff players r the biggest losers ive ever witnessed

veni vidi veni

am I weird for finding undead women the hottest race/sex in vanilla WoW?

normalize eating cake with your hands

explained parsing to a girl at a party and she put on sunglasses in effort to try to maintain a poker face

if I ever get threatened with a knife irl, I really think the only trick up my sleeve is playing the "this is making me so horny" card

gaara may have won objectively, but rock lee won ideologically

If fishing at a hospital is wrong, I don't want to be right

I am not ragebaiting, I am merely testing your resolve

Q40 killed. Never did I expect to be so humbled by a 4 player fight. well played 中川誠貴 Masaki Nakagawa , you goddamn psychopath.

a weapon has no emotion

me learning black mage is more dangerous than me getting into heroin

mr boss is so real for this

Rin | 凛 is this more to your liking

First, I shall take your measure 📏📏. Show me your footwork 🦶🦶. How about this? Behold the essence of martial mastery ⚔️🔥! There is much more to come 💥! It has been a long time since I've enjoyed myself so 😈! No more holding back 💢. Prepare yourself, unenhanced warrior 🛡️!