An excerpt from what I said today while leading a meeting: “When did that happen again? Oh…sorry, that was a whole colonoscopy ago for me…” 🤷‍♂️🫣👀😬

This is my whole personality 😂

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This is EVERYTHING and I support this message 😂

“You Look Like You Love Me” by Ella Langley and riley green…listen to it. End of tweet..

Read my 5-star review of What Lies in Darkness by ⁦Christina McDonald⁩ goodreads.com/review/show/62…

A group of guys says this morning…There’s no one today that could sing I will always love you like Whitney. I pulled out my Kelly phone case and said…I think someone would beg to differ. Then I sent them the video of her covering it. Our work is never done 🤷‍♂️

This is pretty amazing LOL

(K) reaping Score (U) underneath the tree (R) eady (T) rouble with love is

When someone from work says something about red flag collector…I’m like, how do u know about that song? It’s kind of a deep cut. Her answer was something about hearing it on a reel or something. As she walks away, I mutter to myself…u should really listen to the whole album…

This was a fun episode but a very stressful morning for me lol. It seems like everything that could’ve went wrong did go wrong. Thanks to Jeremy and Pam for being patient with me. Always fun to be on and look forward to doing it again someday.

Remind me why everyone doesn’t love this woman?! Make it make sense!

Am I the only one who’s just gonna stay put on this island this time? Threads wasn’t it and I’m too old to keep trying new shit. I guess I’ll just stay put till it burns to the ground

Ugh…I hate sharing my Apple Music with my son. I like Olivia just fine but she’s no Kelly lol

I stand by these, especially #1

If anyone needs a laugh visual today, my dog runs down our hallway like phoebe from friends runs. IYKYK 😂

When your wife helps you pick out a new jacket and then it’s delivered and she says…hmmm, it has a mister Rogers vibe to it 🤷‍♂️

I haven’t tweeted all year…but seeing Remy B in front of me standing up and dancing in his studio sessions shirt was so damn cute! Thank you Kelly Clarkson for always brangin’ it!