My cousin got the vaccine and 3 days later, WHAM! stepped on a lego. Not saying it’s vaccine-induced lego-foot, but do your own research.

Manchester T1 absolute breeze - 20 mins from door to beer 🍺

This on par if not better than the Olympic James Bond scene. The Queen having tea with Paddington - incredible that at 96 and after 70 years on the throne she still has the power to surprise #platinumpartyatthepalace

NAH WHAT MY CORPSE AINT EVEN COLD YET INDIYAHHHHH #LoveIsland

Don’t blame Me, I voted for Jeremy Corbyn. Pass it on.

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

Me watching the When We Were Young Fest drama unfold

Fuck fireworks. Banal noise. Annoying and pointless and terrifies animals. Cunts.

I got Glastonbury tickets for the first time 😭 see you in 2024 #Glastonbury

If the UK did one thing right it’s Bring Me The Horizon

someone paid him $350 to do this

Kendal ‘24, let’s go! 🙌 RT + Like for your chance to win 4 x VIP upgrades, boutique camping & a £200 bar tab! Escape to the Lakes with your FIVE headliners @paolonutini, Ira Shapiro, The Streets, @paulheatonsolo, Keane + @sugababes & hundreds more!

Travelling from Manchester to Antwerp to see I D L E S was the best decision I’ve made this year 💃

Does anyone have any spare Leeds Festival quiet camping tickets spare? (We already have weekend) thanks! #leedsfestival

Congratulations ticketmasteruk - nobody’s caused this much chaos on social media since Cuthbert got jailed

Lmao

Anyone selling x2 Twin Atlantic tickets for Manchester tonight? 🫠

Record Store Day 2025 #RSD25 thanks Action Records 🎵

Is anyone selling x2 Oasis tickets for Heaton Park tomorrow? Genuine tickets only.