"Does ihop serve bloody marrys?" -Lauren #myroommateisbetterthanyours #cracksmeup

Last minute papers due, finals coming up, lowkey becomin broke from food & fun, studying but can't focus

After finishing exams

New Score is out. Go give a listen to "Omaha Beach" at ayoungscores.com. S/O to @james_r_eads for the art!

Famous people walk on the red carpet because theү're stars... I walk on toilet paper because I'm the shit.

Me: so when are we gonna start pregaming for this party Future spouse: um this is our son's 3rd birthday party

It's verү rude to talk while I'm interrupting.

Boүs lie more, but girls lie better...