Me at work when I got the notification for #killshot Marshall Mathers

Tupac in Cuba listening to #KILLSHOT

Kohls came through on the ps5. Judt got the confirmation email we've all been waiting on

Calling all theme park fans! You and three guests could be on your way to an unforgettable vacation at either Universal Studios Hollywood or Universal Orlando Resort to celebrate the 4th anniversary of #JurassicWorldAlive! Learn how: ludia.gg/4thanniversary…. #JWA4thYearAlive

I think I'm going to start tweeting more, but only because no one cares

Looking forward to hockey season. I put it all on the Anaheim Ducks

Freaks and geeks

I forgot how good this show is. #freaksandgeeks

I look creepy as fuuuucckkk. I love you @misserikarae #knottsscaryfarm instagram.com/p/exYfcvLN8z/

Happy 25th birthday!!!!!!!! Love you very much @misserikarae instagram.com/p/e0K80zrNww/

I am about to fucking snap

Yo Anaheim Ducks it isn't the second period yet. Check yourself

I miss Thrice.

Annyong.

You haven’t seen a woman overreact until you tell her she is overreacting.

Nobody wants a job, we all just want money.

I need this guitar for a man cave #dawnofthedead #georgearomero #namm #esp instagram.com/p/jrr5rQrN-z/

It smells like teen spirit in this bus #disneyworld #fuckingcheerleaders

All of my plans for the future start out with “when I get rich”.

Go ducks!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh Anaheim Ducks