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Millennials *Worried they wouldn’t get a job because of their social media* Gen Z *Gets job because of their social media*

BREAKING: EL SALVADOR DGAF

UST got me thinking maybe i wasn’t as stable as i could’ve been. u put ur trust in me, backed me emotionally, almost algorithmically, and i let u down. u don’t have to respond just down bad and wanted to say hey. hope the fam is good

I say gm but don’t actually mean it.

Life is a video game. Most people just set the difficulty to "Beginner" forever.

martin shkreli telling do kwon "don't worry do, jail isn't that bad" is peak timeline ... 👀

the societal utility of crypto up to this point has been to fund the construction of massive GPU farms that could later be put to better use creating anime waifus with generative AI

Self-custody. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

Imagine a financial system that had: 1. Realtime proof of reserves 2. Unbreakable terms 3. 24/7 operation 4. 99.999% uptime 5. Open APIs 6. Low transaction costs 7. Public governance 8. Global + internet native I bet regulators and legislators would support a system like that.

People hate Zuckerberg and Elon But no one knows who runs TikTok Lesson in there

My parents left their villages in Greece to give us a better life and now all I want to do is live in a village in Greece.

shut up

941 getbased.ai arxiv.org/abs/2403.01008

You’re sheltering non-kyc bitcoin in your head, are you not…

Fascists

Perhaps one reason why yoga and meditation are hard to sustain is that they have no extrinsic value. Purely single player games.