Let's not forget to appreciate Barnes's thighs.

Learned the word "yeet" today. Gonna yeet myself off a bridge. Am I using that right?

yeet

bucky yes

WHY can I not just take a compliment?

GOD DAMMIT STEVE I SWEAR TO GOD I LEAVE FOR /FIVE MINUTES/—

YOU ARE NOT DON'T YOU LIE TO ME

FIGHT ME.

Fine. Shoulder-chute it is.

Wanna bet?

this is three time YMCA welterweight boxing champion bucky barnes in the 30s

I know, I know, I post this every year. But I miss these lame-os, and today's the only day I get to yammer on about it and nobody can tell me to shut up.

I don't know why I'm still so paranoid. We have a goddamn Instagram for our knife collection, nobody's stupid enough to try anything. Right?

Some days you fight through the fear. Some days you drown in it.

Hear me out: I think I should qualify as a zombie.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 10 May 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 10 May 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).