the weather app be like:

🎸 Rock History 🎸 Here the full version🫠: youtu.be/_XAZOSrHo-c?si…

I just read this on Facebook: Someone asked "Why do many British people not like Donald Trump?" Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England, wrote this magnificent response: 1/

Well that escalated fast 😭😭

Spending isn't a “conspiracy” just because Musk doesn’t know how to read usaspending.gov. A program isn't waste just because it doesn’t help the richest man in the world. It isn't fraud because he doesn’t like it. A law is not illegal just because he disagrees with it.

.@ElonMusk I hate to break it to you but you aren’t my boss. I answer to the people of Minnesota. But since you bring it up, I spent last week fighting to stop tax breaks for billionaires like you, paid for by defunding health care for moms and babies.

Man United are closing their canteen and offering employees a piece of fruit instead of free lunches. Yet more money saving measures at the club…

when the boys all try to get into cave diving

🚨 - Former #NUFC striker Dwight Gayle has spoken out on working under the “management” of Steve Bruce. This is damning. Even Craig Hope gets a mention towards the end. 👀 Open Goal 🎥

booking an airbnb in 2025 be like…

when the boys debate 100 guys vs. 1 gorilla

palm springs (2020), you’re forever so loved by me

when you realize you both ghosted each other

“Hi guys, have you eaten with us before? Okay, let me explain the concept. If you scan the QR code you’ll see a menu with a selection of small plates that come out in no particular order. We suggest ordering 3-4 each, even though each one costs the same as a regular main course.

when two ragebaiters meet

when the jury had to watch the diddy freak off vids

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You don’t really think 16 year olds are to immature to vote. You’re just worried they won’t vote for the same nasty right wing politicians that you do

when two performative males meet

Give Mark McAdam a pay rise 👏👏👏👏 Great stuff this. #nufc