Fuck this kid. Fuck that kid. Fuck you too.

Go Giants! #DrivenToPerform

HELP ME PLEASE. COORS FIELD NEEDS AN ORGANIST

Keeping Buddy Franklin goalless in a final 0x: ADEL COLL ESS FREM HAW NTH STK SYD WBD 1x: GEEL 2x: GWS GWS GIANTS #AFLFinals #AFLSwansGiants AFL

666k Of this tweet. Big Red officiates. Full Gear. In his saintly best. Impossible number? Think of how difficult it will be for me to get this character ordained by a Christian church😈🙄 (P.S. - I’ll knock off 500k if you can get Mike Mignola to read a poem at the service)

Can't wait for the new movie, it's just like how I remember the games!

Preach

Brand new episode of The Grub is up. This week we look at the origins of TheActualGrub, Roxy returns and an Australia comedy legends drops in. Check out these great new t-shirts @BenRussells made for Anne Edmonds and @gregmlarsen. ITUNES: apple.co/2TIvb2C

Funny stuff this week @MrJoshEarl #usual #screwhuffpo

Colombian Decaffeinated Coffee 𝗖𝗿𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗹𝘀 #SNLVintage

This will be my lasting memory of the prelim. A bloke I’ve never met uncontrollably emotional long after the siren went. Tell me again, that it doesn’t mean anything and we’re a fake club. Roll on GWS GIANTS, roll on.

Some sports are slower. More about the strategy.

Woah Dan Andrews just announced that the security guards can now only get over the pants hand jobs? Far out

People think Australian culture is about mateship and and lamingtons and stuff but mostly it’s about having to turn off wifi and use data in your own home