i like to live on the edge, and by that i mean rolling the dice with applebee’s beverages that are relatively maligned by other uber eats customers for undisclosed reasons

woke up this morning and decided to get a built-in party permanently affixed to my body

picturing slash watching barbie is hilarious #Oscars

wrote a lil' bit about my obsession/fascination with the app shazam: open.substack.com/pub/kimwindyka…

why do my best writing ideas come to me on the toilet, and almost exclusively on the toilet? what’s the science behind this, folks

i’m really not one for conspiracy theories about anyone but tupac, but aside from the fact that this woman only vaguely looks like kate middleton…you’re telling me that in the year of our lord, 2024, nobody can get a photo of this woman that’s not the quality of a POTATO?!

in honor of today being the anniversary of the iconic breakfast club detention, one of the first essays i ever wrote! medium.com/@kimlw/sincere…

one of my roman empires: the fact that i posted this as a joke, but a girl i went to high school with commented to say that kimmy had been her college roommate 🤯

new substack post: the best things i ate & drank in france! open.substack.com/pub/kimwindyka…

every time i think about tweeting something now, i remember that like no one is on here anymore, but enjoy my latest dumb impulse kitchen buy if you are

new substack post: 5 things i love right now open.substack.com/pub/kimwindyka…

me, in my last moments, on my deathbed: "that's...that...me.......espresso"

it's going to be a gin blossoms summer open.substack.com/pub/kimwindyka…

i didn’t see that this happened like a week after i saw them until the other day, but my musical spidey senses continue to bat a thousand and i will never doubt them

i miss twitter, and i'm never going to call it x, and i think i'm officially coming back because i hate threads and bluesky, and here are my favorite songs of 2024: midnight-snark.blogspot.com/2024/12/my-24-…

my preferred cold-weather cardio is hula hooping because: 1) i don’t have to leave my house 2) i can be on my phone and watching TV while doing it 3) it’s just so gosh-darn CUTE and FUN

still thinking about the little vintage store inside a laundromat that i went to the other day; i love stuff that feels like the IRL equivalent of a secret room behind a bookcase or a wardrobe that transports you to narnia

juuuust putting this lil’ annual to-do list for posterity here for the 2 people who may see it! open.substack.com/pub/kimwindyka…