Keir Starmer (Parody) (@kier_starmer_pm) 's Twitter Profile
Keir Starmer (Parody)

@kier_starmer_pm

Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Tool makers son. #Pebbledash-semi. (Parody)

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Ive received a lot of angry messages today but if both the far left and the far right are angry at you, you must be doing something right.

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Some say neoliberal policies and austerity are the root causes of the riots. But if you wanted investment in public services and compassion, you should’ve voted for Corbyn. My plan? Tough language, tough sentences. If I have to lock them all up and throw away the key, I will.

Some say neoliberal policies and austerity are the root causes of the riots. But if you wanted investment in public services and compassion, you should’ve voted for Corbyn. My plan? Tough language, tough sentences. If I have to lock them all up and throw away the key, I will.
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As debates over austerity continue, it's important to stress that despite reduced growth, widening inequality, underfunded services, deteriorating infrastructure, stagnant wages, and social unrest, we’re confident that this time, it will be effective. #UKPolitics #EconomicCrisis

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I have made a sacrifice not many in my position have made. After much deliberation I've decided to put my country first and NOT take my much needed 5 star European vacation. #dedication #dreamholiday #cancelled theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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I believe in words over action. That's why my government's mission will break down barriers to opportunity for young and old people across Britain.

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The grown ups are in charge now. And that means NEVER allowing more than one ideology into the two party system. #UKPolitics #LeadershipMatters

The grown ups are in charge now. And that means NEVER allowing more than one ideology into the two party system. #UKPolitics #LeadershipMatters
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When you become Prime Minister you get access to the best corporate areas. Thanks @coroporatelobbyists for a great day out at the Arsenal. #winning #COYG

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Just completed a highly synergistic meeting on public safety. We're innovating by 'thinking outside the cell' to optimize our overcrowded prisons. When it comes to security, it's all about maximizing potential—literally. 🇬🇧 #Leadership #CuttingEdge

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Things can only get... worse with my Labour Party. We MUST ensure that those beaten down by years of Tory austerity are now beaten down by years of Labour austerity. Say NO to hope, and say YES to saying 'change' a lot without any desernable plan to do so. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

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The grown-ups are in charge now, and that means our government can't help the people in our society who truly need it this winter without freezing them in their homes first, I'm afraid. #WinterFuelAllowance

The grown-ups are in charge now, and that means our government can't help the people in our society who truly need it this winter without freezing them in their homes first, I'm afraid. #WinterFuelAllowance
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Conference of 2019 was all about waving silly flags in solidarity with Palestine. We've changed the party. Now its all about ME and my hilarious jokes. x.com/owenjonesjourn…

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Austerity is tough, but it's for the greater good. Just like these £100k+ in gifts – football tickets, designer clothes, Taylor Swift concerts, a personal shopper, glasses (multiple pairs, naturally), a wardrobe upgrade for Lady Starmer... all essential for leading the nation.