Driving to my 9-5 job while drug dealers and 8 year old YouTubers are buying their third property

This Isaiah Thomas interview never fails to make me laugh lmao 😂

Wow

Me checking people’s items to see which line at the store is going to move the fastest.

Wow

Kevin Stefanski was the Head Coach of the Cleveland Browns for 6 seasons. The only Pro Bowl QB he ever had was Shedeur Sanders.

Insane

ATMs be having $4 withdrawal fees talking about "cover your pin" mf you the thief

Ye performs “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” tonight in Mexico City at Monumental Plaza de Toros La México. This marks the first of the rapper’s two scheduled shows at the 42,000-capacity venue.

Slave masters 200 years ago:

Me: *bites into burger* everything on the opposite end of the burger

he lucky this shit ain’t happen in 2026, shawty woulda got on twitter sayin “GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED” 😭

we don’t care what y’all hate or like anymore man

I’m this old.

This verse alone will send T.I to the Gulag to 1v1 with God

You just had to be there

15 years ago.... On My Level came out.

Bron been in the league 23 years and there’s not one Bron variant that’s come close to his playstyle/impact

LEBRON JAMES MAKES HISTORY! 👑 28 PTS 👑 10 REB 👑 12 AST He is the only player in NBA history to record a triple-double at age 41!