Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue on without you.

Some day I wanna try one of those phone numbers written in public toilets.

Your daily reminder to never open up to a woman

Gajar halway ki depravity chal rahi hai zindagi main.

In my next life i want to be music

Met a woman named Shagufta begum who goes by Shaggy B 😭 I’ve truly seen everything

Faisalabad main enter hotay he sab se pehle gajar ka halwa khaoon ga.

Twin cities, from where can i get these?

M-4 needs to be recarpeted bro.

I get so jealous of happy people.

Bas bhai bas zyada baat nahin chief saab. Aaj ke baad mulaqat nahin chief saab.

I just noticed that my nose has some problem. I have never been able to breathe with my nose. I have breathed with my mouth for all the years of my life. And that is why I have never been able to enjoy so many things like blowing on a dick.

I am on the 39th stage of grief of that halalnosering girl deleting her insta.

Rich people don't create jobs. They weaponized the“enclosure” of resources that should have been available to everyone. They leave the rest of the population with nothing, so they can force them to work for less than they deserve to survive. Mindblowing.

Nizam ki maa ki choot.

I just realized that I don't have a cuckold kink, I actually have a cuckold fetish.

Any cutie wanna talk? DM me.

that one pakistani canadian influencer and her family would make this during their camping trip

Just got another pep talk from dad to find myself a 2nd wife. 💀