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Does anybody want to rent an office space in Torre? Comes with a free cut out of my face.

Me at 10pm when the exit poll hits

a Darling Torbay kinda day 💪🧡 #Torbay

90 MINUTES TO SEND ME BACK TO COVENTRY.

Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account You want picking up in the morning pal? Kevin Foster

Is Pappa Johns still open?

Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account OHHHHHHH HELLLLLL YES !!!!!!!!!!

I pretended to have a passion for conference level football for a year and this is how the electorate repay me.

Realised I couldn’t put my lunchtime sausage rolls on expenses today. Only had 4. Gutted.

Has nobody had the heart to tell him he lost yet? Pretty weird, even for him.

Our new MP’s dog has been on Twitter for 24 hours and already has more followers than the ousted Kevin Foster managed in 9 years.

Didn’t realise Newsnight ran a section for the unemployed

Greggs AND Shoe Zone? I spent five years courting their vote and this is how they repay me

I was so ineffectual at my job I’ve continued doing it despite being sacked and literally nobody notices or cares…

Probably Kevin Foster. She’s already got more followers than he managed in 9 years as an MP…

How did we go from Brat Summer to Hitler Winter

How many selfies outside of Torbay public buildings do I have to take until I get to be MP again?

Going to a children’s cancer ward tomorrow to take some selfies cuddling them. #KevCares #Photo-op

I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired! New ride coming soon.