Bro almost played Superman Played Ghost Rider Now is playing Spiderman Show me a better superhero resume I'll wait

white people be like my dogs getting his braces off today

PAM BONDI HAS LOST THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN

Hey bro wants some Doritos? >me ripping a line off a toilet seat “Are you fucking crazy there’s seed oils in those “

The glow up is immaculate

I will never forgive AI for destroying the funny animal video market

*dev comes up from super long bong hit in a cloud* "okay but get this ... the character you play? is a 9ft tall, jacked chicken" (everyone in boardroom) 'YOOOOOOOO'

God boy forbid a white boy get a lil motion.

“Nice diagram kid, what did you say your name was?” “Venn sir.”

I miss the pre-AI internet.

possible mandela effect here but did the sun used to have sunglasses

I respectfully disagree. It was Bad Bunny’s appointed time. He uplifted his community in perilous times. He was courageous.A great show. A wise man would tip his hat and keep it moving.

Charli XCX is short for Charles Xavier Charles Xavier

Not chasing perfection nigga just showing up

My 10 year old son has a Valentine at school. My grandma: “what you like about her? Him: “she likes basketball and is black” Grandma: “oh she’s black?” Him: “yea daddy said I can’t like white girls” Me:

my cartoon era starts march 1 🙂‍↕️ Abbott & Costello Cartoons Addams Family (1974) Adventures of Batman, The Animaniacs Aquaman Astro and the Space Mutts Atom Ant Baby Looney Tunes Batman: The Brave and the Bold Be Cool Scooby-Doo! Beetlejuice Ben 10 (2005) Beware the Batman