“Noni Madueke has more PL hatricks than Marcus Rashford” tweets about to start🤦🏽‍♂️

📺 Watch the Round Three draw live! 👇 #EFL | #CarabaoCup x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

As a fantasy football punishment my friend has to stay at a bar that opens at 6 AM and doesn’t close until 2 AM For every drink he has during his stay, 30 minutes gets taken off the total time he can leave. Stay tuned for live updates throughout the day

Goal. Assist. Player of the Match. Standard Mo Salah performance. 🇪🇬👑

Starship rocket booster caught by tower

🔴✨ Mo Salah is the first player in Premier League history to reach double figures for goals and assists before Christmas. King Mo at it again. 🇪🇬

Salah just matched Saka’s best ever PL season in December 🤣🤣🤣

Most goals + assists by Premier League players across all competitions this season: 32 - Mohamed Salah  31 30 29 28 27 26 25 24 23 22 - Bukayo Saka  21 20 19 - Erling Haaland  18 17 - Cole Palmer On another level. 👑

6 - This is the sixth Premier League season in which Mohamed Salah has both scored and assisted 10+ goals; the most of any player in the competition’s history (overtaking Wayne Rooney’s five). Super.

Mohamed Salah is the first player to score 2+ goals and provide 2+ assists in a Premier League game since.... Mohamed Salah against Man Utd in March 2023. 😅

Van Dijk 😂

Arne Slot has reached the same amount of finals in 6 months with Liverpool as Arteta has in 6 years with Arsenal

26 goals & 18 assists at 32 years old. JESUS CHRIST

1 - Mohamed Salah is the first player in Premier League history to score and assist in both games against the reigning champions in a season. King.

My mate lives in crosby and sent me this. Unreal

🚨👀⏳🏁 #LFC

Surely the GAA can do better than this ??? Why play both these games in an empty croke park ?? Neutral grounds surely?? It’s a hard watch with no atmosphere and empty stadium. If Donegal and Monaghan was in a ground up north full capacity it be a cracker. Dublin and Tyrone? Snm

Thiago is a true scouser