i got on tiktok for funny videos today but it was 95% dogs... still watched every single pup

kayle: 10/10 pretty content when people pronounce my name correctly kale: 100/10 big fan of this nickname now. v sweet kales: 102/10 mariana calls me this and it makes me smile always kayla: -264/10 happens regularly when my profs forget my name mid-semester

started my morning with my mom roasting me. hows your day going?

i’m going to be spending the rest of the day crying bc alex gordon is retiring. no i’m not ok

well this sucks

i feel like my weekly moods are all on this playlist

What's a reindeer's favourite food? Rocks.

wow this really hurts

whoops lol. im just doing my best

If Tyreek Hill scores 2+ touchdowns AND the Chiefs win today, we'll give a Tyreek Hill autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

sad. thats all. thats the tweet

PEMDAS = please excuse my dumptruck ass, sis

it still kinda hurts looking at the royals lineup and not seeing alex gordon

"at least you're keeping busy" yeah i'd hate to be relaxing for one second

normally i’m excited for my last final, but i’m pretty sad about this one. senior year is weird

22 and just signed up for life insurance through vet school. what am i actually getting into w this career choice