So, Joe just laid out three things he would do to combat the COVID spike, and Trump spent his two minutes saying, "People tell me I'm awesome." #Debates2020

CA isn’t dying. We’re keeping Californians alive and healthy so we can open our economy safely.

“I will be releasing my tax returns on Quibi..wait, what? Ok, well, I guess we will have to wait” #Debates2020

Malarkey!

Dictators get me! They love me! We understand each other! #Debates2020

Trump biggest problem is that he is dumb, doesn't read, and has no interest in learning anything.

The mute button is like the Stouffer’s spinach soufflé in your freezer. It’s never getting used. #Debates2020

Trump looks like he was close to death... and death said:

We did it, Joe Biden.

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Everyone should watch Allen v. Farrow on HBO Max If a man writes movies about teen girls dating older men and marries a child he helped raise, he's showing you who he is. Believe him. #IBelieveYouDylan #AllenVFarrow

Violence against Asian people is unacceptable. We mourn the victims of last night’s shooting in Atlanta, and we will fight for a world where our communities are truly safe from prejudice and hate. nytimes.com/2021/03/16/us/…

Emerald Fennell wins an original screenwriting Academy Award, the first time a woman has won in the category in 13 years latimes.com/entertainment-…

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I’m tripping that you can assault someone on live television on stage at the Oscars and just take your seat and watch the rest of the show.

I know we’re all still processing, but the way casual violence was normalized tonight by a collective national audience will have consequences that we can’t even fathom in the moment. #Oscars2022

Nothing else on here matters. Just watch this in full.