Every time Truss does something mad I’ll employ Kath Day-Knight’s ‘bloody Howard’ and feel better about the whole thing

Suella after the Churchill insurance dog's jobs

Not 100% sure there’s no drugs in the treats I bought to give out this Halloween… 👀

Leave Twitter just because it’s fallen into disrepair under terrible leadership? Babe, I’ve taken an improv show to the Edinburgh fringe

I could starve to death under my cat’s sleeping body and I wouldn’t mind.

Thinking of writing in about my new love of wild swimming...

Spotted Matt Hancock outside Soho Theatre and I immediately empathise with his wife, like I don’t want to witness or pay for his breakdown and yet I’m doing both????

Woah - 417,000 days of work under-compensated in October alone?!

Sounds like Rishi's making kids study maths longer cos he desperately needs help with the numbers stuff but equally cannot STAND maths puzzles including boats: 'how many boats' yadda yadda...

The rumours are true - I'm going to Leicester Comedy Festival 9-11 Feb I'm kicking off at Upstairs at the Western with my new character 'Gracie Canoux', who sees herself as a talented documentarian, travelling the country to ask the age old - and actually quite profound - question, how are you?

I got a Tesla!!!!!!

How Are You ? With Gracie Canoux (on stage 9 Feb at 7.30pm). Debut character comedy from Katie Davison as seen on BBC Three. ow.ly/IN1a50MkyqV Leicester Comedy Festival Katie Davison

In the midst of a cost of living crisis, I for one applaud Tommy Fury and Molly Mae for pointing out that having a child is a little deer

Happy #InternationalWomensDay to all my straight boys! Today we celebrate that thing you love: women! Let me hear you shouting from the rooftops about what you love about women, k?

Well. She's gigging again. See you Saturday?

Waking up with regret after St Patrick’s Day

Planet Earth is sick on #EarthDay

Explaining why the monarchy is still good #Coronation