Put this bitch on a service well at a college bar on Saturday night and see how quickly it becomes self aware and commits suicide

Me when I discovered L’Oréal dream matte mousse in middle school

Two words: SOUP SEASON🍲 Warm up with our Bierkäsesuppe or NEW Dunkel Brat Chili, available in bread bowls starting today!

This is my Roman Empire tbh

Finally seeing one of my favorite films of all time on a big screen was such a treat. Support your local independent theaters! Ily Screenland Armour #TheFall

10k in the AM➡️Wedding in the PM (I’m very tired today😂)

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Ok I have no stake in this Vikings x Rams game, but that was a damn face mask

Hang it in the Louvre

Start your weekend with a Kansas City classic 🍺

Concert week! The sky matches the Kauffman tonight 😍

Halloween costumes make me so happy, please send me yours! (Especially if there are kids and pets involved) ⬇️🎃👻

Oh my GOD Ryan Fitzpatrick 💀🤣

That’s a wrap on Mozart’s “Requiem” with the Kansas City Symphony ! What a gift it is to sing with such world-class musicians

AP CALL: Amendment 3 passes. This overturns Missouri’s near total ban on abortion. This is big for: Missouri was the first state in the country to enact an abortion ban after the fall of Roe in 2022. Two years later, voters have overturned it