aw fuck man neck deep just absolutely slap

biggest fear

This might be the hardest picture of the year.

my mum always gets me things in a tin and says ‘it’s good to have a useful tin too’ when i thank her for the gift. Why is this?

staring at my bf while he sleeps

this asshole fish decided to walk out of the water one day and now i have to go to work and pay rent

i can’t wait to get a dog and make it just as needy as me so then my boyfriend has to deal with both of us being super annoying

some people are just out here with beards and we’re all just okay with that

my boyfriends mum has a very distinct upstairs bathroom and i find it kind of amusing that i can recognise it in so many of his family members selfies

i miss you so much already 🖤 prettiest girl in the world

growing up i had a friend who was convinced the lyrics were “don’t go, jason waterfalls” and i think about it constantly. why would it be that. who is jason