Hey baby, are you the Queen of Surrey? Because I am very sick of you playing hard to get. #queenofsurrey #bcferries BC Ferries

Hey baby, are you the Queen of Surrey? Because you seem really wonderful on the outside but on the inside you're a pirate pack. #queenofsurrey #bcferries BC Ferries

Hey baby, are you the Queen of Surrey? Because I'd really like to get on your upper deck but you're never around. #queenofsurrey #bcferries BC Ferries

Hey baby are you the Queen of Surrey? Because you're always broke, you gaslight me constantly, and you refuse to take accountability for your actions. #queenofsurrey #bcferries BC Ferries

Hey baby, are you the Queen of Surrey? Because you promised me a BC ferries vacation but all I got was "I sleep bear naked 🐻" pijamas from the passages gift shop. #queenofsurrey #bcferries BC Ferries

My toxic trait is going to one spin class and then thinking I can eat two dinners that night

If we stop calling them houseflies maybe they will stop coming into the gd house.

Or call Crisis Centre BC at 604-872-3311, or use our chat services. My fellow volunteers and I are there to listen 24/7.

Here's the thing about being in your extremely late 30s Some days you feel like a strong, creative bish and other days you feel like an old glue stick

Everyone talks about the runner's high, but what about the saunterer's low 🚶🏻‍♀️

Me, an empath, trying to put up healthy boundaries.

I named every plant in my apartment Joanne.

My bf today, making a roadtrip playlist: "So far this is just Hootie and the blowfish"

Spin instructor said to focus something you're proud of so I thought of how well I've remembered to put in my night guard lately 🦷❤️‍🔥

Just unlocked a core memory of giving out turkey bucks when I worked at supervalu in highschool

Me to my therapist: omg sorry for being weird. So, how was your day?

I'm 39 and that means I say things like wow this is a really good celery thing, no bitterness at alllll

I'll just say it I don't like it al dente

The most pathetic I feel is probably when my phone buzzes and I see there's a text and I get excited and wonder who it is and then it's Telus telling me that your account has used 50% of their shared CDN data and 2269MB remains until 11:59pm on 2023-05-13. Free TELUS msg.

They say dress for the job you want so I changed into a maroon valour track suit, tennis bracelet, and popped on a lobster bib.