I say this every year but I really still can’t believe anyone has continued to do Easter

When I hear people who aren’t sure if the earth is round trying to talk about critical race theory

The fact that no one on tv organized a massive event for tonight where we tally the posts about the 100th anniversary of the Tulsa Race Massacre and the 20th anniversary of the movie Moulin Rouge and do a corresponding balloon drop is really a huge bummer

Every woman I know, including myself, has Stockholm Syndrome with whole wheat bread.

You know you work in the arts when your boss convinces you to start an ebay sales side hustle

A man at the airport in Costa Rica just asked me if I was here for the yoga training and I am feeling GORGEOUS

I know she’s a monster but my partner just said “you know that beautiful lady with the sexy voice?” when referring to Kirstie Alley and that bodes well for me and holding his attraction long term.

#overheardinla LAPD HQ officer telling several others to take their masks off because “they’re in West Hollywood”

Pope Francis, where the f**k are your kids?!

how hard is someone working to get Britney on #maskedsinger?

RT if you agree

GET YOUR FICTIONAL HATEFUL BIBLE STORIES AND YOUR FAKE FICTIONAL RELIGIOUS BULLSHIT OUT OF OUR FUCKING LIVES. FUCK YOU.

This is a great press day. Universe, please bring me this day

Just announced! So excited to resurrect JENNIFER'S BODY with Karyn Kusama herself. 🔥🔥🔥 thewrap.com/karyn-kusama-d…

The biggest surprise about the #LoveIsBlind finale is that they paid to use “I hope you dance.” Way to go Zack. Way to go LeeAnn Womack.

What we need is for Pedro Pascal to start a service where he sends you a personalized nude photo in exchange for every month of a cancelled streamer subscription. This is the only way. #wgastrong #SAGAFTRAstrong

Looking to sell 2 tix for tonight LA3C #la3c

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman