only 40s BC kids will understand

My mom getting mad at me for the traits i got from her

Stop getting rid of your pets because they aren’t what you expected Clifford was literally the smallest puppy and turned out to be a 30 FOOT RED DOG AND EMILY ELIZABETH STILL MADE IT WORK

me drunk saying goodbye to the friends i made in the bathroom line at a nightclub

Why don’t you go back inside man ⊂_ヽ 　 ＼＼ 　　 ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 　　　 >　⌒ヽI’m just tryna 　　　/ 　 へ＼ 　　 /　　/　＼＼ 　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ Ball/　/ 　 /　/|with my 　(　(ヽ 　|　|、＼ 　| 丿 ＼ ⌒) 　| |　　) / ノ )　　Lﾉ (_／bros.

My dad is 51, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. So, Twitter, meet my dad.

Hey Twitter, how the 🐬 are you?

Watch out for those twins. 👯‍♀️

Telling my kids this was Isaac Newton

Coronavirus is the worst thing to hit Italy since Paolo's singing voice

I deciphered the clue for the #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway! Capital One, I’m ready to enter to see Taylor Swift at #TSTheErasTour!

rep forever guilt free listening!

when u still laying in bed after ur mom said to get up 15 mins ago and u hear her coming to ur room to make sure yo ass up x.com/swaysco/status…

MY BROTHER POSTED THIS ON SNAPCHAT AGAHSHS LMAO

sorry to announce to all my fans that there's been complications with the album and it won't be released tonight. I'm so sorry to all my fans and I didn't mean to let you down again... JK LOL MOFOS 20 MINUTES TURN THE FUCK UP