That may have been the hardest thing I've ever had to do. Yup.

Seconded RT Emily Burnham: I would really like it if Sarah Palin never opened her big fat hateful ignorant trap ever again.

Free booze. RT William P. Davis: Nothing placates journalists like free food. RT

Whenever I wear a headband I pretend I'm Levar Burton.

Can't call Palin a pig w/ lipstick but she can release a map with cross hairs over her opponents? Sure, that makes sense.

Up since 3:45, baked a cake and caught up on Psych. Now to see if I can do a quick round two of sleeping.

Great stuff, Steeves! RT Lisa Haberzettl: Fantastic story: Prison college may save Maine money http://tiny.cc/ilerv HeatherSteeves

Some people have a coke nail, I have a texting nail.

Dancing around in pants smaller than she has ever worn. Good day.

Unless you are 50cent and you just got shot in the ass, you do not need to bring a freaking entourage to the doctor's office.

My fingertips feel sunburnt. Thanks, frostbite.

I just checked MySpace for the first time in ever. It still sucks.

"HeatherSteeves likes Ira Glass and dinosaurs" may be the best thing to ever show up in my Facebook feed.

THANK YOU! RT APStylebook: Singular proper names ending in 's': Use only an apostrophe. Achilles' heel; Dickens' theme.

Three concert tours I NEED to witness were announced today. Good bye, money.

You know it's time to grocery shop when you stop and fearfully examine a sandwich's bread halfway through eating.

The drops for my earache make my ear ache. #irony

SCARF! #DayoftheDoctor

AHHHHH! ITS HER! #DayoftheDoctor

David Tenant! Chills. #DayoftheDoctor