His eyes are too powerful. They must be censored for the good of Poke-kind.

Exactly. No other reason is needed. Plus, it'll DEFINITELY get him a babe or two. Take it from her.

Pft. He keeps acting cute and he's getting snatched up bt her for a night or two. Being fused with a Turtonator can provide some.... Benefits, really.

Don't. Talk about spring. Never had to deal with this dumbass cycle, but NOW I'm getting hornier than a damned Lopunny!!

Good, then you'll help me with mine.

Oh yeah it's Sunday. Ahh, whatever. Here ya horndogs go. #SeductiveSunday

YOU HEARD ME-

Then ya BETTER TRAIN, SOL-