much cooler to catch an important ball and quietly leave with it—underworld coded

mets doing performance art i think

my pal David Sims and i started a baseball podcast!! and the mets instantly became... evil? haha! ok!

open.spotify.com/episode/3hY2tP…

baseball will not kill anyone 🧡

listen you can’t win em all

how is seinfeld referencing tolstoy the fault of the internet? you know what is the fault of the internet -- nyt columnists saying literally everything is the fault of the internet!!

does martin scorsese know they are making me watch purina commercials in the middle of the irishman on netflix

'I'm not here today to talk to you about numbers' Governor Kathy Hochul told New Yorkers when she announced a National Guard deployment into the subways.

Some relevant numbers:

hellgatenyc.com/hochul-nationa…

i would love to be a professional baseball player bc it’s really the only career that prompts people to wonder if you can “handle the pressure of New York” and then sometimes they say yes you can!

if columbo were investigating me for murder but he did something clumsy while we were talking that wouldn’t make me feel at ease, like i was going to get away with it. i probably would not even notice

sometimes i think it’s silly to say that people today are much dumber but then i watch a movie made before 2005 and i’m like wow… this is really confusing

furiously finishing 'the spy who came in from the cold,' tripping over myself to get to the group text and suggest that kate middleton may be a defector

it’s so hard to see someone else living your dream

This image of Flaco from his favorite tree in the Park, early October 2023. Sleep well Flaco ! #RIPFlaco #Flaco #birdcpp

i predict a fresh round of discourse fetishizing people who do manual labor. unreachable swordfish boat captain is impossible to scam over the phone. he doesn’t remember his social security number bc it has nothing to do with the sea

so many people tweeting “if you think you wouldn’t fall for a scam you’re wrong” …almost feels like they’re on the side of scammers. they kind of love them

taylor swift’s “artifacts” folder and related sleuth aesthetics for new album are kind of giving when i really really wanted to buy the series of unfortunate events supplemental “Beatrice letters” at scholastic book fair

To many in Silicon Valley, government is just another industry to be disrupted. Kaitlyn Tiffany on the techno-libertarians building their own city-states: theatln.tc/1k90aqik